This site is a safe place for all reasonable sane people. If you are having doubts about life or need some guidance this is your site. This is the only thing on the internet that will make you a better person.

This page is dedicated to the greatest internet personality, George ‘Maddox” Orangantang. His website made a huge impact on my life and sense of humor and I hope to build on what he made…except for the part where he moves to LA, dates a crazy woman and ruins everything. I will also have ads because money is good.

I will also never get on twitch and pretend to be an angry horny banana.

You know what. Maybe I shouldn’t dedicate this page to Maddox.