Have you ever wanted to do manual labor your whole life just to be financially cucked by a racoon?

Have you ever wanted to be surrounded by furries who have no social skills?

Have you ever wanted to have anxiety over the state of your yard just because you didn’t play for a day?

Have you ever wanted to play a depression simulator with friends?

Why do you hate your friends?

Animal Crossing is the worst game ever made. Just play with real toys. Or do actual work in real life and make real money. Or play a real game like Satisfactory or Factorio. Hell, even the Pokemon games might be better than this trash. Hours and hours for what? So you can play an old Nintendo game that you can play anywhere else? So you can play Barbie dream house? Everything good in this game can be done in real life and with better results.

I gave the first one an honest try but it never hooked me. I would have to put hundreds of hours into it just to get something I didn’t really want. Why they made sequels is one of the greatest mysteries of all time. But then I remember some people have watched more than one episode of the office and it makes more sense.

Go outside and stay away from furries.