“LOL is dumbest thing ever.

It is also the laugh of everyone who has done too much of the devils lettuce but that is another rant for another time.

Adding that thing to the end of sentence makes me lose respect for you. If you said something funny I will laugh at it. If you use it try to manipulate me into doing something I don’t want to do it won’t work. If you use it after every sentence I will use an experimental medicine to grow my hair back so I can pull it out.

Just say what you want to say and let it stand by itself. The beauty of the internet is that you don’t have to show your insecurities. You can hide them by not saying anything or using dumb internet things.

Don’t use it to try to force a conversation. Replying with just “lol” makes me think you’re not paying attention to the easiest thing to pay attention to, the written word. If you don’t understand what I just said, just reread it. If you don’t get it, that is your fault.

This is also true with replying with only one word. It shows that you aren’t interested in what I am saying which is impossible since I am interesting. conversations have a flow to them and one word replies mean that you aren’t interested and probably as dull as someone who gets excited about Halloween in August.

This rant was inspired by every dating app I’ve ever used.